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You're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

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Here’s a video of an approximately 18-foot long great white circling a skiff 25 miles off of North Carolina. The men onboard understandably use some big-boy words to describe the fish, so if you’re at work or something you may want to mute your computer, and if you’re under 18 I’m going to have to insist that you put on earmuffs. [Editor’s Note: This video contains adult language.]

Not a ton else to say here folks. It's been 60 degrees all December in New York, Tim Tebow is an unstoppable force in the NFL, and now there are sea monsters off the coast of North Carolina giving love nuzzles to fishing boats. World's ending you guys. I'm out. Just booked my flight to Vegas. Gonna party like a rock star until this old house comes crashing down on all our heads. See you when I see you I guess.