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Maintenance DOA Special Spoof Section December 2003
By Capt. Ken Kreisler


Zapping the Kitty
PMY Tries... Acme’s Edible Grease
 

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How many times have you been down in your engine room or scrunched up in your bilge when the munchies hit? With a tube of Edible Grease in your toolbox, you need never go hungry again.

The Acme Products and Lawn Furniture Company’s all-purpose grease uses a special patented synthetic rendering of seal blubber as its base. Other ingredients include soy, bean curd, and a blended extract of guava and garbanzo beans. The result is highly efficient grease that is downright tasty and nutritious. I know. I’ve used it not only to coat the battery terminals on a friend’s boat but also to top a sourdough baguette at the same time.

Edible Grease is available at most marine outlets or directly from the manufacturer. MSRP is $2.39 for nine ounces or $3.39 for 12 ounces. —K.K.

Acme Products Phone: (300) MMM-GOOD. www.acmeproductsandlawnfurniture.com.

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This article originally appeared in the November 2003 issue of Power & Motoryacht magazine.

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