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Special Spoof Section Noah's Ark By Capt. Patrick Sciacca — December 2003

Arkfully Archaic
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• Part 1: Noah’s Ark
• Part 2: Noah’s Ark
• Noah’s Ark Specs
• Noah’s Ark Deck Plan

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Base price: 60,000 shekels, a goat, and one squirrel with a base power of two 4-legged cats
Optional power: owner’s choice
Standard equipment: hull

Length overall: 300 cubits
Waterline length: 299.99 cubits
Beam: 33 cubits
Draft: fairly deep
Weight (dry): oh, she’s up there
Fuel capacity: none
Water capacity: a bunch
Test engines: 2/4-legged leopards
Propellers: 2/4-bladed platypus bills
Steering: gopher-wood and bamboo
Controls: some really long stick
Optional equipment on test boat: two of every animal on the planet; beaver-tail passarelle; wood tub in master suite; hay mattress; animal stalls on every deck; elephant bilge pumps; onboard veterinarian; sextant
Price as tested: 60,000 shekels, a goat, one squirrel monkey, and a platypus

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This article originally appeared in the November 2003 issue of Power & Motoryacht magazine.

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