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Jetpack, NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Readers,

It is with a heavy heart that I write this blog. As of today, August 24th, 2011, my dreams of flying through the air with a water-powered jetpack strapped to my back have been derailed. Jetlev apparently wasn't ready for me. I'd guess they're making some tweaks after that Jetpack fail video at the San Diego Boat Show went viral. Not a good look for them at all. 

Either way, don't worry about me. I've been through worse and I WILL be alright. And I want to assure you that I will also persevere. Sometimes you just gotta keep choppin' until that big tree falls down y'know? Or in this case keep blogging about jetpack-powered flight until somebody offers you a ride on one. Six of one, a half-dozen of the other if you really think about it.

Good night and good luck, folks.