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I want this jumping shark boat bad.

 

This is the Seabreacher X, but in my head I just refer to it as "That Jumping Shark Boat".  It could very well be the ultimate megayacht toy—but I kind of just want to dock it at the 79th Street Boat Basin so I can buzz around the Hudson River in it on the weekends.  It's a combination boat-submarine-airplane-shark, so I'm pretty sure I'd catch a few stares.  Probably not a bad way to meet people, really.

I'm not sure how, exactly, at say, the :24 second mark, the driver is expected to retain consciousness and/or the structural integrity of his spinal column, but it looks like the guy in the video was unfazed—so count me in on Seabreacher X!