This Is Why They Invented the Internet
That's right folks. This right here is pure internet zen. Seventeen seconds of raw human experience caught on film and beamed to the masses, who if they're anything like me, watched this five times in a row in their cubicle and laughed way louder than you're supposed to in a place of business. And it all happened at the San Diego Yacht and Boat Show. I'm glad I missed that show because honestly if I witnessed this live my head would have exploded. He hits the water so hard. I'm laughing right now and I've seen this probably 20 times already. Thrill of victory, agony of defeat, sans any victory whatsoever. Gets me everytime.
p.s. I've never seen a grown man smile harder than my man John does at :04. Gleeful.
p.p.s. First reader that buys me a jet pack gets a free PMY hat in the mail and I'll even pay the postage out of my own pocket. Dead serious.
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